aurevoirblog-deactivated2023082:

kosmo-mckogane:

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between “damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)” and “damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)”

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”

pixelins:

physalis alkekengi ~ Chinese lantern 🎃

:

actualhumancryptid:

thelavenderer:

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

Goodnight nipples, clothed or bare. Goodnight cleavage everywhere.

figpal:

puppy95:

gwydderig:

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

Are you fucking kidding me

i have never been happier 

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

theroyalsavage:

animatedamerican:

detectivehole:

i’m not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

shaxza:

every damn day